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In the world of weddings, there are trends that come and go: barnyard chic, beachfront vows, and fairytale castle nuptials. But there’s one trend that’s truly incarcerating the hearts of many – jailhouse weddings. That’s right, folks, where the only bars are not serving drinks, and the only stripes you see are not on a zebra.
Jailhouse Weddings: Stripes Are The New White
Forget about the classic white wedding dress; in jailhouse weddings, it’s all about embracing the stripes. Yes, the vertical, not-so-slimming, black and white stripes are the new symbol of undying love and commitment. The dress code? Let’s just say it’s pretty uniform.
Brides and grooms are tossing aside the traditional wedding attire for something more… ‘institutional.’ Designers are getting requests for special wedding dresses and suits featuring the classic jailhouse stripe design, but with a twist. They’re integrating lace with the stripes, creating a look that’s both captivating and confining. It’s not just a statement; it’s a commitment to ‘doing time’ together.
Accessorize with Handcuffs
In these weddings, handcuffs are the new diamonds. Couples are exchanging handcuffed vows, symbolizing their unbreakable bond. Forget about the ring bearer; at a jailhouse wedding, you have the key bearer, holding the key to the handcuffs and, metaphorically, to the couple’s hearts.
The Aisle Walk
The aisle walk in a jailhouse wedding is not your typical stroll through a flower-adorned path. It’s a march down a corridor lined with fellow inmates, clapping and cheering you on. The romantic setting of barred windows and the echo of clanging metal doors only add to the ambiance, making it a walk to remember.
Reception Behind Bars
The reception is nothing short of unique. The menu? A gourmet take on prison food, with dishes like ‘Love on Lockdown Lobster’ and ‘Cellmate Chocolate Cake.’ And for entertainment, what could be more fitting than a jailhouse rock band, making sure everyone gets to shake their jailbird tail feathers?
Toasts and Vows
Toasts at these weddings often include promises of sticking together through thick and thin, richer or poorer, in confinement and in freedom. Vows might include lines like, “I promise to be your cellmate in life, to share our cell and our hearts, no matter what sentence life gives us.”
Conclusion
Jailhouse weddings might not be for everyone, but they certainly make a statement about love conquering all, even in the most unlikely places. So, if you’re looking for a wedding theme that’s truly outside the box (or cell), consider the unique charm of a jailhouse wedding. After all, love knows no bounds – not even those of a prison cell.
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